#but cAN WE HAVE A MECHANIC ALLISON AU#LYDIA COMES TO GET HER CAR FIXED AND SHE’S LIKE#FUCKIN HELL I HATE GOING TO THE MECHANIC THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I WEAR HEELS BIGGER THAN THEIR DICKS#and then there’s allison#grease smeared across her cheek and perfect skin and hair tied in a knot#tells lydia she’s really backed up and it’ll be a couple days#so lydia drops by every day#with an extra nonfat vanilla late for allison#and they talk about her car#and then they talk about other things#family and school#and how allison is going to start school in beacon hill in the fall#but she’s helping her dad over the summer#and lydia finally asks her to go get a coffee with her#and#aaaand#oh geeze i just want a lot of this forever#allydia#teen wolf#au#pLEASE#someone hear my plea (x)
W i p e him. Start over.
21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.
“I am Muslim. I like my religion, I like my scarf. I can not see an obstacle in why I should not be able to combine being both punk and Muslim.”
source ( x )
THIS IS SO HARDCOREpunk is rebelling against social norms and just by wearing hijab she is challenging the norms
will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter soldier dvd
is there holy bible fanfiction
jesus fucking christ
looks more like jesus fucking noah
i’m going to hell for laughing
AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
I’m gonna send a copy of this to the westboro baptist church
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
nobody does panic like chandler bing (source)
(i’m so sorry in advance but come on how could i NOT stevetony this)
So it’s breakfast in Avengers Tower, and everyone’s caught up in their own thing- Bruce is arguing halfheartedly with Tony about their latest potentially lethal science experiment, Natasha is sipping her tea with one of her feet over Clint’s lap, Thor is paying attention to no-one but his beloved cereal, and Steve is finishing up with his scrambled eggs.
Steve has to go into SHIELD, and he’s kind of rushed his way through breakfast, scarfing it down tiredly. He puts his dishes in the sink and says, “Okay, bye guys,” and gets several weary grunts in return.
He hasn’t had enough sleep, the coffee hasn’t hit his system yet, and he’s thinking about paperwork, so he’s on autopilot when he pads to Tony’s side, bends down and kisses him goodbye.
For a second it’s fine, it’s normal, they’ve kissed a hundred times over and Tony goes with it with a pleased hum before turning back to Bruce, who is staring, and then it hits him.
Steve is already freezing in place by the time Tony whirls around in his seat with almost comically wide eyes, and a glance around confirms that yes, everyone is indeed staring at them. Thor has his spoon halfway to his mouth, milk dripping back into the bowl as Steve’s brain goes into hyperdrive.
Steve thinks, shit, which he supposes is a sensible thing to think after you’ve just kissed the man who has been your secret boyfriend for the past three months.
Mostly out of the voice in his head chanting shitshitshit, he goes into parade rest.
Tony is still staring at him along with everyone else, and Steve has this moment of absurd calm through the panic as he straightens up. He’s fought Nazis. He’s decapitated vampires. He’s saved the world twelve times now.
Steve Rogers is a master tactician who, despite what people may think, can lie his way through things as good as the next guy. He can do this.
All eyes still on him, Steve bends again. “Bruce,” he says in the same tone he had said ‘bye’ before, and then kisses him full on the mouth, closing his eyes out of politeness. He thinks he hears a squeak from beside him, like Tony’s trying not to choke.
Steve doesn’t look at him lest he starts hyperventilating, and keeps a straight face that he usually associates with blind panic as he bends again to kiss Thor, who, unlike Bruce, actually kisses back. It’s okay, a bit too bristly for Steve’s taste.
"Good to have you back," Steve says as he pulls away.
Complete silence reigns as Steve makes his way around the table- “Clint,” another kiss to a face who obviously thinks this is a weird dream, and then Steve hesitates before saying, “Tasha,” and kissing her on the forehead, which he considers a very wise choice. The last thing he needs is to show up to work with three stab marks from where she shoved a knife into his hand.
"Always a pleasure," he intones before stepping back, nodding to them all, and leaving.
If it weren’t for his super hearing, he probably wouldn’t be able to hear Clint say, “Okay, what the FUCK,” when he makes it halfway down the hall.
James Buchanan (Bucky) Barnes
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CAP 2 IS THE BEST SOLO SUPERHERO MOVIE TO DATE, let’s get that out of the way
it managed to revive my dead heart in a way I was not prepared for
really tho: I hadn’t given any marvel movie a single thought it like 6 months. I skipped thor. underwhelmed by IM3. hadn’t seen a single trailer. didn’t have a fuck to spare.
A quick sketch for a friend.
chris evans - for flaunt magazine
The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com
WARNING: don’t watch “avatar: the last airbender” again or you’ll start crying about how zuko and katara didn’t end up together and how that was an injustice to humanity
I am a summoner, my lord, like my father before me! I am on a pilgrimage to stop the death that Sin brings. Are you… Are you telling me that, too, is futile?