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akahypotheticals:

#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought your aura seemed lighter #even people she doesn’t know she’s like i’m sensing unwellness what can i do tell me what i can do

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“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

(Source: gaffegaffe, via loversinleaguewithsherlock)

sinisterlava:tracydear:itsfunnytome:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL AND HE IS SERIOUS

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omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

Pierre Balmain, 1956

The Kyoto Costume Institute

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These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.” I’m pretty sure the linguist in me just died from the awesomeness of this.

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andrewscottindeed:

fab

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specialist-:

goin’ down | the pretty reckless

i’m just sixteen if you know what i mean. do you mind if i take off my dress?

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sebmoran:

can’t tell if song fits characters or if i’m subconsciously forcing it to

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tastefullyoffensive:

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